by Phlegm Gorge
Just this afternoon a giant white and gray rabbit attacked Razore City. The rabbit came out of a large hole at an excavation site downtown. The digging crew was genuinely surprised. Before leaving the excavation site, the titanic rabbit walked over the crew and machinery. Luckily, no one was killed.
The lagomorph stomped to the north end of town and crushed many houses. It squished the North End Mall in two stomps and a bite.
At the South End the mutant mammal walked across the other mall and many homes. It became frustrated, however, when it was unable to turn the new block of apartment building in to smoldering piles of dust (seen above). The rabbit slunk back to its hole and dug deep down. The excavation crew believed that it returned to its home, The core of the Earth.
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